Iron Man 2 **

Típica e inerte secuela de la historia de Marvel. Solo servirá para entretener a los niños que disfruten con todas estas historias de superhéroes, y no se yo si quedan muchos...

No la suspendemos porque si fuera la primera vez que vemos una película así, quizás nos podría entretener levemente durante un ratito, pero sigue un patrón tan repetitivo, que si uno ya va por faena, resulta una película pesada de cojones (con perdón).

En esta ocasión, Iron Man se enfrentará a su propia enfermedad generada por su sistema de vida, y a un villano ruso, encarnado por Mickey Rourke, con poderes similares a él. Como la película no tiene ninguna historia, y además, con mi breve resumen estoy seguro que os podéis imaginar el nudo y el desenlace, paso a comentar las cosas más destacables.

"Mickey Rourke encarna al peor villano que he visto nunca". Este sería el titular de portada. Cada vez que sale te preguntas que hace este tipo en esta película. No funciona ni como actor, ni como personaje, ya que tenemos que suponer que un tipo con las pintas de Rourke, con cuerpo de Carmen de Mairena, cabeza de los piratas del Caribe y el carisma de Khedira, de repente, es un genio informático capaz de corromper todo el sistema informático de una empresa armamentística estadounidense, pasando por encima del crecimiento evolutivo del planeta. Todo ello después de librar una primera toma de contacto contra Iron Man, sin ningún sentido guionístico, y con una única frase, "Te he ganado" (que yo creo que no habla más en toda la película). Es lamentable ver como invierten millones y millones en películas como esta, que vale que luego tienen éxito solo porque se llaman "IronMan", "Hulk" o "Thor", pero hacen cada chapuza a nivel de credibilidad y seriedad, que resulta sonrojante.

 

Yo creo que lo segundo más destacable sería comentar que Scarlett Johansson sale muy sexy, y tiene momentos de combate bastante buenos, y que suerte que Robert Downey Junior es el elegido para encarnar a IronMan, si fuera Tobey Maguire quizás me hubiera tirado por el balcón de un tercero. De cabeza.

En 2013 tenemos fecha para Iron Man 3, que dios nos pille confesados. Un 5, y de los que son 4,5 pero le vas a llorar al profesor para que redondeé hacia arriba.

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